Tinfoil Mayhem

While hungrily taking a second bite out of a sandwich on Sunday, I realized that the sandwich had a piece of aluminium foil lining one side of it. To my horror, I discovered that a piece of that foil was gone, which meant I had accidentally ingested it on my first bite.

For the next 30 hours or so, I had been taking laxatives and running to the bathroom, hoping desperately for the piece of MF foil to pass out. In the meantime, I ran a fever, which I’m not surprised could be caused by the ingested foil. I’ll skip all the disgusting crappy details. Let’s just say that I was awfully glad when that thing finally came out (I saw it. And no, I didn’t search for it explicitly).